I CCAN'T BREATHE
ouuurgggggg cube that ate a lemon
[getting ready to play mahjong but I live in the world of katamari damacy] first let me lay several long neat lines of batteries and erasers on the table. okay. if you need a snack feel free to peruse the kitchen floor
just went to the dentist and she called my teeth "gay"and told me to leave
all the receptionists were laughing at me
Well ive got a therapy appointment soon. wish me luck
Yeah she called my Troubles gay & slapped my belly
i forgot there are people on this planet that like cave diving and i think i just found the most fear inducing youtube channel ever
the two guys running this account are identical twins and i can only imagine them in my head as the girls from the shining. look me in the eyes and tell me these titles are sane and normal
HOW DID YOU GET IN THERE .
i love you people in my phone i know the seasonal depression is setting in so we need to hold eachother like a litter of kittens in a cardboard box okay...its important
*goes to Coachella in a white linen suit like an antebellum lawyer, sweating profusely and dabbing at my forehead with a handkerchief* now, I’m no fancy scientist, but would you folk know where a simple gentleman such as myself could obtain some acid? Now, I’m no big city lawyer, but could any of you fine youths point a country boy such as myself in the direction of some fucking acid?
reluctant friend: puppy dog city is a myth, we should turn back
grizzled mercenary: it's getting dark, keep moving
puppygirl: puppy dog city's real. it's a city full of puppy dogs, a place i'll belong & fit in, it's home. i saw it
eccentric scientist: the implications are astounding
MBMaBM Fan: Have you watched MBMBM?
Me: Nah bro I’m not Gay
MBMaBM Fan: What?
Me: You talking about Man Booty Man Butt ass Butt Man?
so i'm in this backyard chickens group on reddit and someone just discovered their hen is transitioning and everyone is stoked
anyway in case you didn't know chickens will sometimes spontaneously f2m and it's pretty cool
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